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Titans prepare to start That 70s Quarterback, Zach Mettenberger

The Titans have a new starting quarterback, and he’s got the hair and mustache to prove it.

The Tennessee Titans quarterback situation isn't much to look at ... or is it? After a pair of starts from Touchdown Jesus Charlie Whitehurst, the Titans are going with rookie Zach Mettenberger, who also happens to look like a feral hippie in the last throws a mescaline bender.

#StashSelfie

A photo posted by Zach Mettenberger (@zachmett7) on

More like Zach Molestenberger, amirite!

There’s also this Snapchat (although we aren’t sure if Mettenberger is the one who sent it, or whether someone is merely having fun with a picture of Zach:

This could be an improvement for Mettenberger, though. Case in point:

Bonus JOKEZ (add yours in the comments!)

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