The Tennessee Titans quarterback situation isn't much to look at ... or is it? After a pair of starts from Touchdown Jesus Charlie Whitehurst, the Titans are going with rookie Zach Mettenberger, who also happens to look like a feral hippie in the last throws a mescaline bender.
Titans prepare to start That 70s Quarterback, Zach Mettenberger
The Titans have a new starting quarterback, and he’s got the hair and mustache to prove it.
New #Titans starting QB @mettshow. With a freshly shaved face pic.twitter.com/mx0zePwRJR
— Jim Wyatt (@jwyattsports) October 23, 2014 More like Zach Molestenberger, amirite!
There’s also this Snapchat (although we aren’t sure if Mettenberger is the one who sent it, or whether someone is merely having fun with a picture of Zach:
Zach Mettenberger's SnapChat game is on POINT. pic.twitter.com/JkcCZPw6w3
— Dylan MacNamara (@DylanMacNamara) October 23, 2014 This could be an improvement for Mettenberger, though. Case in point:
Mett’s not grown back the full Mettenbeard yet though pic.twitter.com/mrdhIxnIbR
— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) October 23, 2014 Bonus JOKEZ (add yours in the comments!)
Have you guys seen this picture? pic.twitter.com/4iy78cR0nU
— Harry Thotter (@ChapsMcNealy) October 23, 2014 SMOKES WEED ONCE pic.twitter.com/fm8vl9NEox
— CAPS LOCKA FLAME (@matt_T) October 23, 2014 @wesrucker247 pic.twitter.com/BkNT5BTru6
— Doc Holliday (@coach75owl) October 23, 2014 











