Robin Lopez decided to fill out the player survey so fans can find out more about their players in an old-timey character. We are blown away by how completely and accurately he adopted that character:
Robin Lopez answers player questionnaire like he’s from 1928 with astounding accuracy
We didn’t actually learn anything about Robin Lopez here, but we kind of learned everything about Robin Lopez here.


It's 1928 baby #LetTheGoodTimesRoll #NotSureWhatThisWasFor #WallStreetForever #RootMarm pic.twitter.com/w7NAKghbLV
— Robin Lopez (@rolopez42) October 23, 2014 Seriously. If I was tasked with going old-timey, I would've just thrown in some references to telegraphs and typewriters and called it a day. Robin, though, nails it TO THE YEAR. "Stardust" and "Black and Tan Fantasy" were both released in 1927, and "Steamboat Bill, Jr." is from 1928.
“Root-marm” of course is the flavorless mush Jebediah Springfield drank when he founded the town on The Simpsons. Which makes sense because Robin is on the Simpsons.











