Royals fan claims brother will buy *everyone* puppies

1. Does the brother know about this? Is he on board to buy everybody puppies? Does he know he’s being mocked for being rich and possibly obese? Also, I’m not sure the cat/puppy play on words here was successful.

2. Who is “everybody?” Everybody in the stadium? All Royals fans? Everybody watching the game?

Because I’m watching the game, and I already have a puppy and I’m not sure I can handle two. And I’m sure some people watching are allergic, and I mean this whole thing seems difficult to coordinate.