Compare and contrast the first-class Delta menus for the Orioles and Seahawks

Seahawks punter Jon Ryan took to Twitter on Tuesday to do some complainin’ about his fancy airline meal.

1. Both of those menus seem equally appetizing and are, in many ways, nearly identical
2. Taste is subjective
3. Sorry you can’t get your pre-flight California rolls and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, dude. Most of the people who have ever flown a plane have to get by on a half a Cinnabon we had to cram into a backpack before boarding.