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Mario Williams wore terrifying red contact lenses

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James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

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We've been sleeping far too well over the last couple of weeks. Thanks for changing that, Mario Williams!

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