Pfffft, you amateurs. We have better guessing than that. Our guesses:
Watch a ‘Wheel of Fortune’ guess so bad that Pat Sajak walks off the set


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- SEEING A HORSE WILLY
- PEEING A WHITE STRIPE
- RIDING A GRAPE SALAD
- HOLING A STUMP DADDY
See? Those are much more reasonable guesses.
(h/t Huffington Post)
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