Chandler Parsons is ‘Dirk,’ according to Starbucks


Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
It’s an honest mistake! (Especially if Parsons told the barista his name was “Dirk” in order to get a funny Instagram photo and joke.)
(We’re not suggesting Mr. Parsons would ever stoop to such Instagram tactics, but we are journalists and as such, much consider all possibilities.)
(LOL.)











