Things haven’t been going so well for Jose Canseco’s left middle finger ever since he shot it off in late October. Late last week, Canseco announced that his finger fell off during a poker tournament. This tragically disgusting incident led to Canseco admitting he really never should have bothered having the finger reattached in the first place. Now that he no longer has a use for his detached appendage, he’s getting rid of it, along with the gun he used to shoot it off. And you can be the lucky new owner of both!
Jose Canseco is selling his middle finger, and the gun he shot it off with, on eBay
Jose Canseco story time continues.
This is the 45 caliber Remington that shot my finger off. It is for sale if anyone wants to buy it pic.twitter.com/r4Q0X7MUHl
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014 I will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014 The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014 The 45 caliber Remington has a chrome mirror finish with custom grips with crystals and gold plating in the grips pic.twitter.com/QvUhX2nBZl
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014 Now, if only there was some kind of package deal ... oh, what’s that?!
maybe I will make it a package the chrome 45 caliber Remington with the finger both for sale a package deal
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014 Perfect. Who could pass up this bargain?
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