Do you have an extra $500? Are you down on your luck? Worried about the big game or your presentation at work? Well, chillymaggotchilly has your back. From the delightful online bazaar, eBay:
You have a day left to buy this guy’s dirty, lucky World Series underwear
Mail it back through time to your hour of greatest need.
The description:
Lucky Boxers! Worn during every San Francisco Giants 2014 playoff game all the way through World Series. The Giants are the 2014 World Series champions! Boxers were worn everyday during playoffs and during every game and never washed. Boxers have still not been washed and retain their good luck juju*. Get them in time for your team in the NFL or NCAA Football playoffs. Boxers are blue with lime prints and are Gap size L. Starting bid is $500. This is a steal.
Truly a steal. You can just smell the victory and/or flaked fecal matter coming off these boxers. The holidays are coming up, you know. The holidays are coming up.
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