Far be it from us to openly mock anyone’s name. In most cases, you don’t get to choose your own name. What’s more, all names originating from a particular language are going to look weird to someone who doesn’t speak that language. So with that in mind, we happily present to you the very most Star Wars-ass names in sports.
20 athlete names that sound A LOT like Star Wars characters
In honor of the new trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens we present the most Star Wars names in all of sports.
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
These are all real, actual athletes. You can look them up.
1. Jetsy Extrano:
2. Nerfy Nunez3. Rougned Odor4. Sicnarf Loopstock5. Jair Jurrjens6. God Shammgod7. Quintin Jammer8. Hope Solo9. Sequoyah Stonecipher10. Ndamukong Suh11. Kosta Koufos:
12. DeSagana Diop13. Aaron Ekblad14. Kai Forbath15. Jori Lehtera16. Reto Berra17. Anders Bjork:
18. May Bodie19. Igor Bobkov20. Zemgus Girgensons:
Visualizations of Star Wars-ass athletes were all created by James Dator.
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