Early bedtime tonight. Got a big day tomorrow #AxeWeek pic.twitter.com/TNcIgjRQMP
— Badger Football (@BadgerFootball) November 29, 2014 Wisconsin gave Paul Bunyan’s Axe its own bed


James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
This might seem like a silly rivalry week thing, but giving an axe its space is a good thing.
- If an axe has night terrors and wakes up headbutting someone, that’s a lawsuit.
- The axe could be heading to Minnesota on Saturday. That’s stressful for anyone. See No. 1.
- That’s a terrible angle for your head. Someone’s going to have neck pain in the morning.
- No covers? It’s chilly tonight.
- Wisconsin: Please make sure you move this before housekeeping comes in the morning.
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