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NFL players whose names set them up for failure

Grow up, Johnny Unitas.

Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

The thesis:

The counterpoint:

- Reggie White
- Ronnie Lott
- Willie Lanier
- Sammy Baugh
- Ricky Waters
- Reggie Wayne
- Rickey Jackson
- Ricky Williams
- Champ Bailey
- Danny Wuerffel
- Vinny Testaverde
- Willie Roaf
- Sonny Jurgenson
- Boomer Esiason
- Peanut Tillman
- Bobby Bell
- Jackie Slater
- Billy Kilmer
- Flipper Anderson
- Torry Holt
- Ickey Woods
- Larry Csonka
- Tony Dorsett
- Eddie George
- Bronko Nagurski
- Chuck Bednarik
- Tony Gonzalez
- Joey Galloway
- Randy White
- Jackie Slater
- Bobby Bell
- Dick Anderson
- Beanie Wells
- Lenny Moore
- Herm Edwards
- Charlie Joiner
- Tony Romo
- Archie Manning
- Harry Carson
- Benny Friedman
- Bo Jackson
- Howie Long
- Willie Davis
- Larry Wilson
- Curly Lambeau
- Greasy Neale

And how about some Pro Bowl Johnnys and Jimmys?

- Johnny Bailey
- Johnny Blood
- Johnny Drake
- Johnny Gildea
- Johnny Hekker
- Johnny Johnson
- Johnny Knox
- Johnny Lujack
- Johnny Morris
- Johnny Olszewski
- Johnny Rembert
- Johnny Robinson
- Johnny Roland
- Johnny Strzykalski
- Jimmy Conzelman
- Jimmy Graham
- Jimmy Hill
- Jimmy Johnson
- Jimmy Lawrence
- Jimmy Orr
- Jimmy Patton
- Jimmy Smith
- Jimmy Warren

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