Kentucky-UCLA, UNC-Ohio State court is hideous

We are very excited for the CBS Sports Classic, a double-header at the United Center in Chicago featuring four of the nation’s best teams. We are not excited to watch two games on this court:

Yuuuuugh! If y’all just used that one midcourt logo, we would watch this game in peace. I mean, you could’ve even left the Bulls court down! Instead our eyes are going to retch for a few hours and we’re constantly going to be questioning whether threes or threes. We’ve seen obnoxious court things -- James Madison, or San Jose State for example -- but we’ve never seen it for a one-off game like this before. On the one hand, it’s a good thing this monstrosity is only in use for one day. On the other, man, that’s a lot of ugly effort for one day when we would’ve been fine with unpainted wood.