Navy football is in San Diego for the Poinsettia Bowl, and you know what that means: SEA WORLD! And you know what that means? Photo ops with the beluga whale!
Navy football hangs with a beluga, proving the United States Navy commands the sea and all its creatures
ALL MARINE MAMMALS WILL FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF THE FINEST NAVAL FORCE IN WORLD HISTORY
#NavyFootball fullback Noah Copeland gets kissed by a whale @PoinsettiaBowl pic.twitter.com/RnYp1MPld2
— Scott Strasemeier (@ScottStras) December 21, 2014 However, do you notice something in all these pictures?
Parrish Gaines with the handshake #NavyFootball @PoinsettiaBowl @SeaWorld pic.twitter.com/c5u5r3z3RS
— Scott Strasemeier (@ScottStras) December 21, 2014 Joe Worth #NavyFootball @PoinsettiaBowl pic.twitter.com/EAv2TJi9Hd
— Scott Strasemeier (@ScottStras) December 21, 2014 Jordan Drake #NavyFootball @SeaWorld pic.twitter.com/naA5QANvEI
— Scott Strasemeier (@ScottStras) December 21, 2014 The players are clearly telling the whale to do certain things, and it is doing their bidding. This means one of two things: 1. The beluga is a very well-trained beluga, who has been taught to do certain things by his Sea World trainers to entertain visitors
2. If you are a midshipman at the United States Naval Academy, you can control sea creatures and get them to do your bidding, a la Aquaman
I know which one of these is *probably* true, but I know which one I will believe.
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