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This Football Sausage is a sausage that looks remarkably like a football

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James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
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This football sausage is not a new sausage, but it’s still a wonderful sausage. The Vermont Country Store is the kind of folksy, old-timey place where you can still buy huge hunks of smoked meats and see them call their online shopping cart a “bag.” Thankfully they make these gems, which I’m ordering, like, 10 of right now.

We have no idea if the sausage tastes good, but reviews are promising.

sausage review

h/t New York Times

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