Nothing in the world actually happens unless Taiwanese animators make a video about it. If there is not a Taiwanese animation video of something, it has not happened.
Check out the Taiwanese animation Super Bowl preview
You could read our coverage of the Super Bowl, or you could just trust these Taiwanese animators.
There are a lot of things in this video, like some bad Macklemore humor and images of American people eating and drinking too much, but there is also some very cogent football analysis.
Here is Peyton Manning
He truly does love Omaha. He is later seen drinking Bud Light and looking into a giant trash can. Of course, Richard Sherman was found inside.
Here is Marshawn Lynch
Skittles have a Popeye-esque effect on him, apparently, turning him into an enormous blue monster. Of course.
Here is Richard Sherman
Of course, he is sitting on a giant cannon that reads “Legion of Boom,” which he uses to blow up people on the other team.
Now you know everything you need to know about the Super Bowl! Thanks, Taiwanese animators!
