(Lights up on a sleepy Sochi street. It is close to dusk. MAN 1 stands near a cafe, warming himself next to a space heater. MAN 2 runs down the street in a panic, veers toward Man 1.)
Need a onesie? Try the Olympic Village
Because let’s be honest: everyone needs a onesie.
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MAN 2: Mister! You gotta help me!
MAN 1: OK, buddy. Calm down. What is it?
MAN 2: You know where a fella can buy a onesie?!
MAN 1: A onesie? Like ... like a one-piece outfit? Like ... pajamas, but for an adult baby?
MAN 2: EXACTLY! Where can I get something like that in Sochi?
(Man 1 thinks.)
MAN 1: Have you tried the onesie store?
MAN 2: Wh-what?
(Man 1 points across the street.)
A store in Sochi's Olympic Village sells nothing but adult onesies. The mind boggles... pic.twitter.com/b4gCseOhQE
— Sam Dolnick (@samdolnick) February 10, 2014 MAN 2: Say, thanks, Mister!
MAN 1: No problem.
(Man 2 rushes across the street. Man 1 smiles to himself, then takes a cell phone photo of an upside-down toilet in the middle of the street.)
MAN 1: God, I love Sochi.
(h/t to @netw3rk)
