Remember how the Sochi Opening Ceremonies featured a gigantic, stoned bear who didn’t make it to the NBC telecast? Anyway, we haven’t seen much of him here in America, but he’s been at the Olympics, going around, looking stoned, and being Olympic. His name is Bely Mishka.
Sochi Olympic bear mascot can’t fit his enormous head into a van
Enormous Stoned Bear is at the Olympic games, but transportation is difficult.
Saturday, the guy in the bear suit had to go from one area to another area. This meant he had to go into a car. He wanted to ride shotgun. But unfortunately, his gigantic adorable stoned bear head didn’t fit:
Let's watch it over and over again:
And let’s watch a cute bear double facepalming:
After over a minute and a half of trying, dude gave up and decided to lie down in the back seat of the van. This is SERIOUS MASCOT COMMITMENT. He easily could’ve just taken his Enormous Stoned Bear head off and sat in the car, but that would’ve ruined it for the dozens of Russian children who believe in Enormous Stoned Bear, and don’t know that he’s actually a person in an Enormous Stoned Bear suit.
And because it’s a mascot head, he’s always smiling, even as he struggles.
