Water polo is already an insane sport. I struggle enough to swim without playing sports while doing it, and furthermore, my friend who played water polo in college told me a story about somebody getting his balls squeezed by an opponent underwater and the ref couldn’t call a foul because he didn’t see it.
Water polo on kayaks seems like a bad idea
The problem with playing water polo in kayaks is that you are playing water polo in kayaks.
Dean Treml
However, it differs from regular polo in that you’re not riding something. Canoe polo, a real variant on water polo, attempts to solve that. However, here’s the problem: it’s a bunch of dudes riding canoes and trying to play sports. As our friends on Highly Questionable found, this is sometimes a bad idea:
We like Lebatard’s point, though: GET THIS ON TV, HERE IN AMERICA, NOW.
Let's watch that over and over and over and over again: 
BAM
BAM
And we have just committed to never ever play canoe polo! (Note: was not actually going to play canoe polo to begin with.)
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