A full-tooth grin is kind of Craig Bjornson’s thing. The Houston Astros’ bullpen coach routinely flashes those pearly whites for team photos, but in 2014 he took it to the next (and terrifying) level.
Astros coach shows us scary new way to pose for photos
This is one way to pose for a team photo, not a good one... but it’s a way.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Photo via @barryap1
What emotion is that exactly? Fear, shock... maybe this is his scary face? Let’s go in for a closer look.
Oh, goodness.
Alright, we’ve seen just about enough here.
TOO CLOSE, TOO CLOSE. ABORT
Hold our calls, we’re going to need the rest of the day off.
P.S. We’re very sorry.
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