Avoiding cliches is the key to good sports commentary, so when Jamie Benn of the Dallas Stars scored a breakaway goal against the Carolina Hurricanes there was only one way to accurately describe his skill.
Possibly the weirdest sports metaphor an announcer’s used on TV
“Like poop through a diarrhea infected goose”
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
