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The Stanford band was smuggling booze in via tubas

More like TUBOOZE, amirite

UPDATE: This may have been a false allegation:

But the fact that we believed it all makes it okay. I want it to be true. If you’re not familiar with the Stanford band, the gist of it is: while the idea of “being in a college band” conjures up staid hours of practice and marching and marching and marching, the Stanford band is just a bunch of silly goofs with instruments.

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And now, we have our explanation for how they manage to ratchet up the silly:

We're fascinated by the logistics of this -- are they throwing handles inside the horn of the tuba? Did he just fill the entire tuba with booze? An artists representation:

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PREVIOUSLY IN STANFORD BAND SILLINESS:

When they ruined the 2013 Rose Bowl for boring people:

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And when they ruined the 2014 Rose Bowl for boring people:

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