Try to ignore that Gene Simmons in 2014 looks like if Howard Stern were an overweight poodle and really focus in on the crazeballs nature of this commercial. KISS, helmed by a pair of dudes who have focused on nothing but promoting their band as the best and most important thing in history for the past 40 years, think that a woman giving birth to a football is the best possible way to get Los Angeles-area residents out to see an Arena Football League game.
KISS delivers a woman’s football-baby
Certainly THIS will get people out to the AFL games. Right?
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They also take care to point out that they’ve never done this before. By which they mean deliver a “baby,” but also the subtext is that they’ve never owned a sports team before.
And c’mon; that lackluster ending voiceover by Paul Stanley? PAUL YOU ARE THE UNDISPUTED KING OF BANTER. STEP. YOUR. GAME. UP.
(h/t to With Leather)
