Lucky me #birdpoop what are the chances? I can see the bird that did it, sitting in the palm tree!!! #cita pic.twitter.com/AKHjhHFaI8
— Roger Federer (@rogerfederer) March 26, 2014 Roger Federer takes the best bird poop selfies
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When a bird poops on you, take a selfie.


We’re all the same folks. Pants one leg at a time, everyone’s gotta eat, sometimes a bird poops on you. Thanks to Roger Federer for keeping it real and making us see that we’re not all that different. Whether you’re slaving away at your job or serving up aces, there’s always a bird in the palm tree looking to get you.
Pro tip: Roger’s tweet is about 10,000 times more amazing if you read it like a pirate.











