Hey buddy HEY BUDDY THAT’S THE GOALIE’S BOTTLE. THAT AIN’T YOUR WATER, CHUMP!
Minor league hockey player gets 2 minutes for drinkin’
NOBODY DRINKS WATER ON MY WATCH, JERKFACE.
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
*throws flag or yellow card or whatever*
INTO THE PENALTY BOX WITH YOU, NE’ER-DO-WELL I’LL TEACH YOU TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST
(h/t to Brandon Stroud at With Leather)
