See, sometimes it’s funny when you get Rob Ford-level drunk. The thing that makes it funny is if you’re not a mayor. Also, please don’t drink while you’re on ice skates, people. Or if you do, make sure you try to fly like a bird.
Beer league hockey even has super-drunk refs
Because it’s a beer league. Drunkenness is mandatory, right?
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