Bros celebrate Hawks win in exceedingly bro-y fashion

Just some normal people at courtside enjoying a game of roundhoop. But let’s take a closer look, dare we shall we?

1.

The mannered Ed Grimley only wears the finest quarter-zip Titleist fleeces. Only the most supple of Cherokee pre-faded slacks. He looks sharp, I must say.

2.

Someone has inflated Jim Breuer with too much air! That is how you get a flat, people. That is a tremendously bro-y high five, as it exceeds the standard 90-degree angle desired for a satisfying high five. What are you trying to prove, woven red belt man? Also, either some manner of undergarment is showing, or your jeans have a bedazzled upper. That is fine. We all like to look fancy.

3.

“I dunno, they told me to get a smartwatch.” What logo or slogan do you suppose is on that ballcap? I am thinking perhaps “AMBLIN ENTERTAINMENT” or “SLACKS.”

4.

Please welcome tonight’s special guest, “every character from ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ smashed into one guy.”

5.

Please be silent for the changing of the guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Black Dinner Socks With Khaki Slacks.

6.

Hopefully Hallmark makes cards that read, “Sorry for your unfortunate pants situation.”