Before you watch this video of a cat absolutely GOING OFF on someone’s Venetian blinds, be aware that the person shooting video of this animal wrecking his home uses exactly the sort of language one would use upon finding that 1) a stray cat has wandered into your house and 2) has made your kitchen the birthplace of the sport of Freestyle Blinds Destruction. So headphones up, then. Or just watch this Vine-length version, which features a notably more danceable soundtrack:
Cat invents, dominates sport of Freestyle Blinds Destruction
Animals continue to come up with the best sports.
Further proof that animals are better at making up sports than people are. Humans are all worried about brand synergies and TV deals and rules, which is why humanity hasn’t invented a decent sport since “American Gladiators.”
Animals, on the other hand, do this sort of thing every damn day. And while it’s tough to tell what the rules of Freestyle Blinds Destruction are, they’re still significantly easier to understand than whatever the hell was going on in the last NBA slam dunk contest. It’s a sport, all right. A better one than any of us could have created.
