Ozzie Guillen wishes he was this cat

Don’t we all Ozzie? Don’t we all. One has plenty of time to ponder things when they’re away from the daily constraints of managing baseball. Instead of thinking about rotations and dealing with injuries you can simply stare at a sleeping cat and say “I wish that was me lol lol.”

Two laughs, that part is important.

Cats don’t need to worry about being getting in trouble for homophobic slurs or asked their opinions on Fidel Castro. They can just rest peacefully, moving only when it’s necessary to gather sustenance. Since we’re all about fulfilling dreams here at SBNation.com we would like to help Ozzie.

Meet “Guillen Cat.”