Watch the St. Louis Cardinals do a ‘House of Cards’ parody

The St. Louis Cardinals want to appeal to you, dear Netflix subscriber, by treating you to their own take on House of Cards. Get it, because “Cards” is the popular vernacular for “Cardinals!”

Michael Wacha, Adam Wainwright and Shelby Miller spend some quality time critiquing the throwing motion of Kevin Spacey, who plays Francis Underwood on the show. Among their notes: “That’s bad” and “He’s obviously never seen a baseball.”

Of course if you watched the show you’d know this seemingly innocuous event was the precursor to a coup that helped overthrow the President of the United States, so maybe the Cardinals have something bigger and more diabolical planned for the future.