3 of my favorite signed items so far: wooden pickle, eviction notice, and ping pong paddle. I lol'd at the eviction pic.twitter.com/ZIIpFEfbtA
— Eric Wood (@EWood70) April 29, 2014 Eric Wood will sign ANYTHING you send him
The Buffalo Bills center has received some pretty weird items and signed all of them.


Hats and jerseys are pedestrian. Anybody can send some store-bought memorabilia for an NFL player to sign, but it shows real gumption to send a wooden pickle.
It’s still unclear why someone purchases a wooden pickle in the first place, but we really hope it was home turned on a lathe -- lovingly cared for an polished to a sheen. Of course the irony of “GO BILLS” written on an eviction notice isn’t lost on us either.
Are any of these items better than Jared Allen signing a DUI ticket? That’s the real question.











