Crab legs are pretty great. Sure it's a lot of work for a small amount of meat, but cracking open some shells and eating innards is the best way to make yourself feel alive. Jameis Winston knows this. He couldn't wait to get some crab (as reported by Tomahawk Nation).
The 10 best Jameis Winston crab theft tweets
Crabenfreude - noun - Deriving pleasure from the crab-based misfortunes of others.


While Winston and Florida State scrambled (or crab walked) to deal with the fallout, the internet just had fun. It was glorious.
#FSU Jameis Winston, Deadliest Catch edition cc:@Nole_Man #FamousJameis pic.twitter.com/opJolWIGdp
— GATA Dawgs (@BassinDawg) April 30, 2014 lobs pic.twitter.com/uzzoR7kTpB
— Tim Duval (@MadeByTim) April 30, 2014 Florida’s commissioner for agriculture, everyone:
Everyone loves #FreshFromFlorida crab legs.
— Adam Putnam (@adamputnam) April 30, 2014 crab legs & crawfish RT @Publix Our store has a convenient Grab & Go section. Which two items are your perfect combo? pic.twitter.com/YDCArOrzWq
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) April 30, 2014 "It happen so quick, Kevin. He grabbed my lil cousin and said "we skrong den" and sprint toward the front." pic.twitter.com/M8ol970Rn9
— TeeJay Be Chillin™ (@AintEeenTrippin) April 30, 2014 @PFTCommenter pic.twitter.com/seESDq2K8Z
— Sterling (@MoreCredible) April 30, 2014 Proper crab-handling procedure is of the utmost importance.
The offseason, ladies and gentlemen. pic.twitter.com/ZBBx7lxX0Q
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) April 30, 2014 New casting announced for The Little Mermaid which plays the Fox this July. #crablegs pic.twitter.com/iukZy8YguI
— The Fox Theatre (@TheFoxTheatre) April 30, 2014 everybody else stop. @JesseMyP won. its over. pic.twitter.com/7kUXp9s9tz
— Perry Kostidakis (@perrykos) April 30, 2014 In honor of Jameis Winston, we'll be doing our show today live from Red Lobster.
— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) April 30, 2014 










