Frank Thomas, do you have something to say on social media about baseball? Perhaps your picks for the season, or ...
The Big Hurt thinks there’s a dinger-related conspiracy
BLACK HELICOPTERS FLYING OVER COORS FIELD, TAKING OFF FROM THE DENVER AIRPORT.
Jeff Gross
Lets make sure this is Real!!! The Baseballs don't fly like this in April!! Trust Me the Balls are Doctored!! Enough Said!!
— Frank Thomas (@TheBigHurt_35) April 9, 2014 Oh.
Let’s unpack this. The curious capitalization is obviously a code.
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Phonetically, it’s pronounced lurootuhbuhatmuhbeedies. LaRue at my bad eyes. Jason LaRue ... Jason LaRue ... dammit, nothing.
Or maybe it’s code for “Last retweet, bat MB dies?” MB ... MB ... Milton Bradley? Yes, it’s a “Clue” involving Milton Bradley! Is he in danger? Look, I don’t have time for this Dan Brown crap, Big Hurt. Just tell us.
Also:
HR%, 2014: 2.2
HR%, 2013: 2.5
HR%, 2000, when Thomas set his career high: 3.0
Other than that, he makes a pretty good point ....
Hat-tip: Hardball Talk
