A robot threw out the first pitch at Wednesday's Diamondbacks game. A robot designed by teenagers.
Robot throws out first pitch at Diamondbacks’ game
Do not panic. Soon their programming will allow them to smell fear.
MLB.com
Who knew that teens and baseball would be the start of humanity’s downfall? They’ve equipped that thing with what amounts to a baseball-slinging trebuchet. If I know anything about history -- and I play an awful lot of Civilization V, so obviously I do -- next they’ll come equipped with a baseball-shooting cannon, and after a few centuries, nuclear-powered Giant Death Baseballs will roam the Earth.
All because of teens. Millenials, man.
