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50 baseball players who are also complete sentences

Not including Darrell Poodry.

by Grant Brisbee
Chris Humphreys-US PRESSWIRE

In the grand and stupid tradition of 50 baseball-related metal bands and 50 baseball-related dog names, here are 50 baseball players who are also complete sentences:

  1. Alex Wood
  2. Andy Pettitte
  3. Chase Utley
  4. Pete Rose
  5. Ernie Banks
  6. Bill Buckner
  7. Will Clark
  8. Lance Parrish
  9. Don Drysdale
  10. Vida Blue
  11. George Burns
  12. Lee May
  13. Pat Burrell
  14. Bump Wills
  15. Stephen Drew
  16. Chuck Finley
  17. Don Black
  18. Mel Harder
  19. Dizzy Trout
  20. Jorge Cantu
  21. Rollie Fingers
  22. Barry Bonds
  23. Damian Rolls
  24. Tug McGraw
  25. Grant Balfour
  26. Goose Gossage
  27. Lou Piniella
  28. Tracy Woodson
  29. Mark Loretta
  30. Skip Schumaker
  31. Josh Satin
  32. Nick Johnson
  33. Rob Deer
  34. Joe Beggs
  35. Davey Lopes
  36. Justin Speier
  37. Garret Anderson
  38. Josh Hamilton
  39. Sean Burroughs
  40. Hector Sanchez
  41. Steve Sparks
  42. Britt Reames
  43. Dick Newsome
  44. Chris Getz
  45. Nook Logan
  46. Ivan Nova (en español)
  47. Darren Oliver
  48. Spike Owen
  49. Tyler Flowers
  50. Harvey Haddix
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