Attention: There is an elephant on the beach
No need to be alarmed, it’s just an elephant on the beach. Continue having fun.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
The beach is a wonderful place in the summer. Surf, sand, sun, elephants... wait.
Beach elephant is the world’s greatest elephant. Fables of his presence have been mere myth along the Florida coast but finally one washed ashore to the pleasure of beach goers. Naysayers argue that he was probably brought down to the beach for a birthday party, others okay us, believe it was raised by whales.
You know seeing an elephant on a beach is a special thing when the MOST plausible reason for it being there is that someone brought an elephant to the beach for a party.
ROLL TIDE!!!
