Dick Vitale would like to touch your nipple

Dicky V is an icon. He’s the indomitable voice of college basketball, and it must be a thrill to meet him in person. That’s all important in viewing this picture.

You see, it’s precisely for this reason that a person forces a smile while Vitale rests his finger on their nipple. We all know this smile well; it’s the long-distance face you put on when staring at someone and talking crap about them through your teeth to a third party. It’s a look of discomfort. Sometimes, all you can do is clutch your stuffed reindeer (Sven from Frozen, natch) and take it in stride.