There are about 70 trillion things that cause extreme pain on an ice hockey rink. There are sharp ice skates, huge hockey players, and a puck that can fly over 100 miles an hour.
Finnish hockey player slides spread eagle, crotch-first into net
Taking a metal pole to the beans does not seem ideal.


Here’s a new one! Sliding testicles-first into a hockey net. (Via @cjzero)
AAAAAAAAAH. That’s former Toronto Maple Leaf Leo Komarov of Finland going STRAIGHT into the post, which, to Komarov’s dismay, didn’t give even a little bit. However, he doesn’t wince or show pain or anything, he just gets up and gets right back to hockey playing like he didn’t just take a metal pole to the groin. Finland won 3-0, so it was worth the pain.











