America has invented many things: democracy, pizza, tacos, the concept of claiming things for oneself that one has no right to claim for oneself, beer, the feeling of the cool breeze on the back of your neck on a warm summer’s day, sex, and most importantly, Funny Customized Sports Jerseys.
This guy has a Seal Team 6 USMNT jersey
America might not win the World Cup, but let’s just remember that America wins where it counts.
However, we now have to retire the Funny Customized Sports Jersey, because someone has done the best one at Sunday’s tune-up match against Turkey. And they did it for America:
REMEMBER THAT TIME AMERICA KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN? THAT WAS FLY AS HELL. Watch out, Ghana, Portugal and Germany -- you’re next. (I mean, we’re not going to kill you, but we’re going to play soccer against you.)
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