Padres use tarp as giant Slip’N Slide

It’s rainy in Philadelphia on Tuesday. How rainy?

That rainy. But the forecast was expected to clear up, so players hung around while the tarp was on the field. Then they got bored. You can guess where this goes.

If Mike Trout did this, Arte Moreno would run onto the field with a taser to stop him. Which would be awesome. The two players here were Yasmani Grandal and Everth Cabrera, and both are under 35, so there’s almost no chance this song was in their heads the entire time:

That’s a danged shame. Also, I want to do that tarp thing just once in my life. Just once.