Yasiel Puig was attacked by a snake

Snakes are terrifying creatures who can kill you in a variety of ways, but that won’t stop Yasiel Puig from exploring their unnatural habitat at the zoo. The Cincinnati Zoo, specifically.

The Cincinnati Zoo claims Puig “faced his fear of snakes” for this photo, but I have a hard time believing Puig is afraid of anything besides being boring.

Then again, Ian Kennedy and the Diamondbacks have thrown baseballs at Puig, so maybe he’s got a justifiable complex. Thanks a lot, Kevin Towers.