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Eli Manning says he is better at sex than Peyton

Nobody asked how he knows, which is what’s most disturbing.

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Jay Mohr sat down with Eli Manning to ask him questions we’re sure he has been asked 20,000 times -- who’s better at cooking? Who does dad like more? WHO DOES MOM LIKE MORE? -- and then things got weird.

Mohr: “Who gives better advice?”

Manning: “Peyton.”

Mohr: “Who reads more?

Manning: “Peyton.”

Mohr: “Who’s a better lover?”

Manning: “Me.”

That’s right -- while Peyton was busy reading, advising and becoming better at quarterbacking (Eli admits as such, as if hours and hours of NFL film wasn’t evidence enough) -- Eli was busy learning how to give the good sex.

We have always liked to think of Eli as an overgrown 8-year-old, so this is somewhat distressing. Maybe he thought he was talking about hugs?

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