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Baltimore Bull gunned down following daytime joytrot

RIP Baltimore Bull. We hardly knew ye.

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

You’ve heard of the Chicago Bulls, Bull Durham and being a bull in a china shop -- but what about Baltimore Bull?

This is one of those things where the name is right there on the container. It’s a bull in downtown Baltimore. That’s weird in its own right, but the last known video of the bull’s escapades is a kaleidoscope of wonder.

  1. We learned trucks in Baltimore need to be loaded down with junk.
  2. The guy on the street corner wracked with amazement. He looks around for anyone to show the bull, but to no avail.
  3. Baltimore Bull has a remarkable ability to trot in time to the music.

Sadly this story didn’t end well. Baltimore Bull is dead. Gunned down in broad daylight. Some are calling it “suicide by cop,” but we don’t have all the details right now.

All we can do now is remember.

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