Hey, buddy, heading out to the Texans game? Planning on doing some tailgating in the parking lot? Make sure you don’t forget your GRILL SHAPED LIKE A GUN.
This is a Houston Texans grill shaped like a gun
They take grilling seriously in Houston. Deadly serious.


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This is the inevitable result of #Texans who love grilling and guns. Tailgating is some serious bidness /via FB pic.twitter.com/aI1EHcRDMm
— Stephanie Stradley (@StephStradley) June 19, 2014 MY GRILL IS A GUN. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. (Alternate joke: “Grills just wanna have guns.”)
This is the most American thing we’ve seen in several hours, at least.











