When people hear the words “Minnesota Vikings” and “Lake Minnetonka,” they inevitably think of one thing: that time a bunch of people did sex things on a boat. That probably won’t change, but we’re making baby steps, as two-time Pro Bowl linebacker Chad Greenway came to the aid of a pair of wayward boaters on the lake Monday afternoon:
Vikings’ Chad Greenway rescues boaters on Lake Minnetonka
Chad Greenway is purifying the waters of Lake Minnetonka.


Right now...Chad Greenway from the @Vikings is helping rescue two people stuck on Minnetonka. #hero pic.twitter.com/REAsEcAg6A
— Rena Sarigianopoulos (@RenaKARE11) June 2, 2014 Per Twin Cities NBC affiliate KARE, the pair became unable to steer their boat, which began to drift towards a dam. Greenway hopped in the water and wrangled the boat, as one does. Good on Greenway, because not all of us are linebackers who can wrangle boats.
See More:











