EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WHEN YOU WIN THINGS, YOU CELEBRATE BY POPPING CHAMPAGNE. DJ KHALED IS AWARE OF THIS BECAUSE ALL HE DOES IS WIN. HOWEVER, DESPITE HIS PRACTICE WINNING, HE APPARENTLY HAS NOT LEARNED HOW TO SAFELY POP CHAMPAGNE IN THE PRESENCE OF HIS FRIENDS, AS EVIDENCED IN THIS VINE WHEREIN HE HITS RICK ROSS’ SMALLER RAPPING FRIEND MEEK MILL WITH A CHAMPAGNE CORK
Here is DJ Khaled popping a bottle of champagne directly into Meek Mill
There are levels to this GIF.


NOW MEEK MILL WILL ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON TO YELL ABOUT STUFF, INSTEAD OF JUST YELLING ABOUT THINGS IN EVERY SINGLE SONG HE DOES. (NOTE: THIS POST WAS WRITTEN IN ALL-CAPS BECAUSE MEEK MILL EXCLUSIVELY TALKS IN ALL-CAPS. I REALLY WISH HE WOULD RAP AT A REGULAR VOLUME. MEEK MILL IS LIKE THE BOY WHO SCREAMED WOLF AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS)
WE POSTED THIS ON A SPORTS WEBSITE FOR TWO REASONS: 1) THE INSTANT REPLAY, MEANING IT IS SPORTS 2) SO THAT FUTURE ATHLETES TAKE NOTE. IF NOTED WINNER DJ KHALED CAN POP THE HELL OUT OF A FELLOW RAPPER ON STAGE WITH AN ERRANT CHAMPAGNE CORK, THERE IS DANGER THAT YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP CELEBRATIONS END IN PAIN IN THE MUCH MORE CRAMPED QUARTERS OF A LOCKER ROOM. WEAR GOGGLES, IF POSSIBLE.











