The Phillie Phanatic is the only good mascot. Now he is on a tour of death, out to smite other mascots who are undeserving. First up, this stupid pig.
Phillie Phanatic shoots pig with bullets made from pig flesh
When you put it that way, it seems unbalanced.
Take that, stupid pig. There was almost certainly a message sent with the choice of ammunition. Shooting the pig with a tube of pig flesh is especially gruesome, and it instills fear in the rest of the would-be pretenders.
What this video doesn’t show is that the Phanatic also hunted down a person in a cow costume, a person in a chicken costume, a person in a hamster costume, and a person in a tire costume, completing the full Tarantino on every mascot that relates to a hot dog ingredient.
Look out, mascots. Phanatic’s comin’.
