USMNT-Germany may have had intrigue, but Portugal-Ghana had genitals. I hope you are ready to see some floppy bits, because you’re GONNA (Ghana pun):
The entire world saw Jordan Ayew’s dick on TV
Jordan Ayew is ready for his close-up. A little TOO ready.


Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
The whole world was watching. And we do mean the WHOLE WORLD:
The World Cup: we’ve got genitals! (Get Pitbull to work recording that song.)
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