The Cardinals ‘Superhero Night’ lineup abuses puns to punish us all

Jhonny Iron Man Peralta. Jhonny Iron Man Peralta. Jhonny Iron Ma...No matter how many times I say it out loud or read it or type it out, it makes no sense to me whatsoever. The other ones seem name-based, and while they’re bad, I at least understand them.

Someone please explain Jhonny Iron Man Peralta to me. Or don’t. I’m probably better off not knowing.

Anyway, you would think a lineup full of superheroes would hit for more power than the Cardinals. I’m starting to have my doubts about their credentials.