Everybody has their own way of saying goodbye. Everybody especially has their own way of saying goodbye to Derek Jeter, ranging from the insufferable to the unnecessary to the JOKES JOKES JOKES.
We are deeply troubled by these Royals fans bidding Derek Jeter goodbye
They have form-fitting cat singlets. THEY HAVE FORM-FITTING CAT SINGLETS
We do not approve of these Royals fans way of saying goodbye:
These @Royals fans may have given Derek Jeter the best farewell gift yet: http://t.co/waryrqmtp3 pic.twitter.com/9vYHoy9x22
— Cut4 (@Cut4) June 8, 2014 1. WHYYYYYY
2. Do they know Derek Jeter is not actually a cat, and that they could have gone about this in a variety of ways not related to form-fitting cat singlets? How did they decide form-fitting cat unitards was the appropriate way to say goodbye
3. Where does one acquire such form-fitting cat singlets
4. Did they purchase them especially for this occasion? Did they buy form-fitting cat singlets just for this Derek Jeter goodbye?
5. IS IT MORE TROUBLING TO BUY A FORM-FITTING CAT SINGLETS FOR A DEREK JETER GOODBYE, OR MORE TROUBLING TO OWN A FORM-FITTING CAT SINGLET ALREADY AND MERELY OPT TO WEAR IT FOR DEREK JETER GOODBYE PURPOSES
Whatever the answers: we’re not sleeping tonight.
